What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:26
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.